In this time of uncertainty, we could all use a good belly laugh, a guffaw and a snort of amusement to take our minds off the state of the world. It never hurts to laugh, laughing helps support an attitude of positivity or for people who are looking at us, it may look like the makings of insanity.
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
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The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”
An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: “Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.”.
The granny answers: “You know, I don’t have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
I hope you at least broke a grin at these, however one has to wonder about the parenting skills of the father in the last joke.
Another thing to smile about is today’s weather with the sun making another appearance after the fog burns off and clouds slowly dissipate. A more active pattern moves in tomorrow with rain tomorrow lasting through Friday.
MV thanks for the jokes!! I am still laughing. I think we all needed this today. Laughing is good for you.
https://www.mlive.com/weather/2020/03/tornado-warnings-in-hawaii-for-first-time-in-over-a-decade.html
Well on the bright side – $1.70 for gas and hardly any traffic.
Trump maybe sending out checks to hard working Americans send them …INDY
The news has always been slanted either to the right or the left. And there is NO problem with that if both the news reporting and the people who read and watch it understand that is what is happening. Here in west Michigan most of our TV stations and what is left of our newspapers are slanted towards the right. Back in the day when I was in college I had a professor who told us that BOTH the Democrats and Republicans had the best interest of the nation in their plans but had a different way of achieving it.… Read more »
Rock on slim and the fact our leader is so petty, immature and resorts to name calling, demeaning and insults is a big problem for out society and our country! He is doing massive damage to our country!
Thank God Rocky is finally reporting facts about the winter weather! The RDB is not a legitimate weather source because it feeds off of mis information, conspiracy theories, fake news, and mis information they receive from Fantasy Land! Please stop getting your weather from this source! As a reminder The RDB just said a few days ago that we would be seeing snowstorms and frigid cold all through March and well into April! The RDB model was actually spewing this garbage on this blog!! Disgraceful!
Rocky also told us we’d be getting 100″ of snow and that the winter would be below average temps. He’s worse than the media. Fake news!
Lol! Rock on Andy!
Lol! Thought you’d like that Rocky! We all need a laugh right now!
I agree 100%!
Thank God the FOX news channel is finally reporting facts about the corona virus! FOX news is not a legitimate news source because they feed off of mis information, conspiracy theories, fake news, and mis information they receive from Trump! Please stop getting your news from this source! As a reminder Trump just said a few days ago said the outbreak was under control, and would disappear in April when it gets warmer! The FOX news channel was actually spewing this garbage to their viewers! Disgraceful!
Remember, just a few days ago Rocky was planning on going up north skiing and to the casino despite all the warnings. Horrible ideas and a good way to spread the virus even more! I sure hope he’s changed his thinking since then.
You can say the same thing about MSNBC, just switch out Trump in your rant and insert The Democratic Party.
See my comment above
Slim
The sun has just broke thru the clouds here and the current temperature here is 39. We are now more than half way thru March and the the calendar spring will start on Thursday. There has only been a trace of snow fall so far this month and for the season Grand Rapids is still at just 48.5″ If that 48.5″ holds for the rest of March and April that would be the least amount of snow fall for a season at Grand Rapids since 1982/83 when just 35.9″ fell. The mean for the month is 37.8° and that is… Read more »
I almost choked on my coffee at the peanut joke.
Thanks for the little jokes MV.
Slim
There was someone walking through the front concourse yesterday at our store singing it’s the end of the world as we know it .. People are getting nuts out there just keep the guns at home please! Another cool start to the day temps in the 30’s I’m still waiting for all the warmth hype from last month’s everyday talk what’s supposed to be here now lol…Have a good Tuesday stay safe stay vigilant INDY
Indy I agree that we should all hope that everyone leaves their guns at home.
Slim
I agree with you Indy. Right now the grocery stores are nuts. I decided I’m not going.
Two days of late April warmth coming for portions of Southern Lower Michigan this week. I love it!
https://www.mlive.com/weather/2020/03/whos-ready-for-two-super-spring-like-days.html
There have been many years that March has seen reading well into the 60’s, 70’s and 5 years when the readings have reached into the 80’s. So it is not that unusual to have a few warm days in March. And it is not unusual to have a few cold days as well. At this time March 2020 is still running well above average in the temperature department at a reported +5 at GR
Slim
Thanks for the lols Michael:) I’ll add one to it. A Pattys Day joke…Read it aloud in your best Irish voice.
Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?
Because one bean more would make it 240! Try to have a green “beverage” today, wherever today finds you :}