In this time of uncertainty, we could all use a good belly laugh, a guffaw and a snort of amusement to take our minds off the state of the world. It never hurts to laugh, laughing helps support an attitude of positivity or for people who are looking at us, it may look like the makings of insanity.
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”
An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.
First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: “Please granny, don’t bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself.”.
The granny answers: “You know, I don’t have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.”
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Boy: That the potato should go in the front.
I hope you at least broke a grin at these, however one has to wonder about the parenting skills of the father in the last joke.
Another thing to smile about is today’s weather with the sun making another appearance after the fog burns off and clouds slowly dissipate. A more active pattern moves in tomorrow with rain tomorrow lasting through Friday.